Not one to turn down a challenge, I was tasked with re-writing the entire Star Wars saga as a soap - featuring as many car crashes, affairs and explosions as possible.
I brought one thing to the table that George Lucas could not quite muster with the prequels - creativity.
Geoff the Jedi is the protagonist of this gritty East End drama, also featuring Mark and Anna - classic Jedi names. Listen to arguments, pub brawls, pregnancy and explosions, all within ninety seconds. Why waste months of television time when you can do it in just over a minute?
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