Trundle aka Calum Bird
Course: Medicine
Age: 20
Position: Goalkeeper
Highest level represented: University Varsity
Games this season: Sore subject
Favourite player: Lee Trundle
Favourite sports brand: Nike
Favourite team: Swansea City
Favourite film: Lock Stock and the Smoking Barrels
Last downloaded track: RudeBoy – Rihanna
Dream sporting date: Tiger Woods
Biggest team joker: Oh Bruv
Notes: Trundle’s ever-improving performances this year have not gone un-noticed and he has been rewarded with is place in the varsity squad. Having contributed throughout the club trundle has improved leaps and bounds this season.
Chris Taylor
Course: Medicine
Age: 21
Position: Centre Back
Highest level represented: Uni 1sts
Games this season: 5
Favourite player: Nemanja Vidic
Favourite sports brand: Nike
Favourite team: Blackpool FC
Favourite film: Inglorious Basterds
Last downloaded track: Warrior Dance – Prodigy
Dream sporting date: Ana Ivanovic
Biggest team joker: Youcef
Notes: Chris has been at the heart of a strong back four for the last three seasons and his experience will be vital for the squad tonight. In a season marred by injury and work commitments Chris has somehow managed to maintain the highest of standards.
Greg Hayhurst
Course: Maths with Engineering
Age: 20
Position: Right Back
Highest level represented: English Independent Schools
Games this season: Ever-present
Favourite player: Gabriel Heinze
Favourite sports brand: Mitre
Favourite team: Man United
Favourite film: Memento
Last downloaded track: Newton Faulkner
Dream sporting date: Ana Ivanovic
Biggest team joker: Youcef
Notes: Making his third varsity appearance tonight, Greggy has been ever-present in the side for his full three years at Uni. Strong in a tackle and dangerous on his rare ventures into the opponents half Greg will give the Trent left hand side a torrid time tonight.
Alex Martin (captain)
Course: Medicine
Age: 21
Position: Centre Back
Highest level represented: England Uni/Notts County Reserves
Games this season: All
Favourite player: Roy Keane
Favourite sports brand: Addidas
Favourite team: Man United
Favourite film: Con Air
Last downloaded track: Bed Rock
Dream sporting date: David Beckham
Biggest team joker: Greg Hayhurst
Notes: International Al (his own moniker) has skippered the side this season and has emerged as an inspirational figure in the dressing room. His natural physique and composure on the ball make him one of the most assured players in the league, and he has hardly lost a header all year. A full England Universities International, Alex elicits the qualities needed to play at a higher level.
Marcus Baxby
Course: Law
Age: 21
Position: Utility
Highest level represented: County
Games this season: All the main ones
Favourite player: Ronaldo/D Becks
Favourite sports brand: Nike
Favourite team: Man United
Favourite film: Gladiator
Last downloaded track: Never Be Your Man – Wiley
Dream sporting date: Vanessa Perroncel
Biggest team joker: Al Martin
Notes: Converted to a left-back for most of the season, Marcus has recently regained his place in central midfield following some strong performances in training. A cultured midfielder with an eye for a pass, Uni’s resident penalty taker will be hoping to cap off an excellent season with his second varsity cap tonight.
Jake Furman
Course: Economics
Age: 18
Position: CM/RM
Highest level represented: Semi-pro
Games this season: 6/7
Favourite player: Scholes
Favourite sports brand: Pony
Favourite team: Spurs
Favourite film: Hurricane
Last downloaded track: You got the dirty love – Florence and the Machine + Dizzee Rascal
Dream sporting date: Paula Radcliffe
Biggest team joker: Trundle
Notes: With his natural ability and cultured right-foot, it is somewhat surprising that Jake’s chance in the side came after John found out that his brother plays for Oldham. Jake is the only fresher in the side and has caught the eye with a number of exciting performances this season, including a well-taken goal away at Leeds.
Tom Lytton-Dickie
Course: English
Age: 21
Position: CM
Highest level represented: England Schoolboys
Games this season: All
Favourite player: Gerrard
Favourite sports brand: Nike
Favourite team: Tottenham
Favourite film: Casino
Last downloaded track: Wile Out
Dream sporting date: Beckham
Biggest team joker: Al Martin
Notes: Following a difficult first season with few opportunities Tom has developed into an accomplished regular this year. Strong with the ball at his feet and with an eye for a pass Tom has been a vital playmaker throughout the season. Tom’s consistency has been rewarded this season with a call up into the Midlands Universities squad.
Tom Allnutt
Course: History
Age: 21
Position: Midfield Engine Room
Highest level represented: Watford Academy
Games this season: 7
Favourite player: Darren Anderton
Favourite sports brand: Prostar
Favourite team: Spurs
Favourite film: Michael Owen Soccer Skills 98
Last downloaded track: Wham – Wake Me Up Before You Go-GO
Dream sporting date: Gabby Logan
Biggest team joker: Trundle
Notes: Making his first varsity appearance, “The Nest” comes into tonight on the back of a successful season. Tom is a classic box-to-box midfielder and will undoubtedly cause the Trent defence some problems with his clever third-man running into the box and aerial presence.
Youcef Dudjiclane
Course: Maths
Age: 19
Position: Spine of the Team
Highest level represented: Academy/County
Games this season: All
Favourite player: Kieran Passey
Favourite sports brand: Addidas
Favourite team: Arsenal
Favourite film: Remember the Titans
Last downloaded track: Classical
Biggest team joker: Trundle
Notes: In his debut season for NUFC Youcef “Bruv” Oudjidane has gone from strength-to-strength. Bringing versatility to the squad, Youcef has been a vital addition. Having put in accomplished performance in both midfield and at the back it is difficult to say where Youcef is most suited.
Sean Lawson
Course: Maths
Age: 21
Position: Striker/Winger
Highest level represented: Semi-pro
Games this season: 80%...20 games
Favourite player: Jaj-Jay Okocha
Favourite sports brand: Adidas
Favourite team: Aldershot Town
Favourite film: Bad Boys
Last downloaded track: Keeshe – Tik Tok
Dream sporting date: Katie Chapman
Biggest team joker: John
Notes: Sean’s energy and enthusiasm have been at the heart of some good team performances this season. His tenacity and enthusiasm have made Sean a welcome addition to the side and he has been unfortunate not to have been on the score-sheet more often this season.
Tom McGarrity
Course: Management Studies
Age: 22
Position: Centre Midfield
Highest level represented: Semi-pro/Uni 1sts
Games this season: A select few!
Favourite player: Marcus Tudgay
Favourite sports brand: Adidas
Favourite team: Sheff Wednesday
Favourite film: Man on Fire
Last downloaded track: Jason DeRulo
Dream sporting date: Kournikova
Biggest team joker: Al Martin
Notes: Comfortable and assured on the ball, Macca is making his second varsity appearance tonight. Tom provides good protection for the defence and his strong tackling and aerial ability have seen him slot in at centre-half when needed.
Sam Sherwood
Course: Law
Age: 21
Position: President/Old Head (Left-mid)
Highest level represented: Academy/County
Games this season: All the big ones?
Favourite player: Jurgen Klinsmann
Favourite sports brand: Diadora
Favourite team: Reading/Spurs
Favourite film: Reading/Spurs
Last downloaded track: Ice Ice Baby – Jedward feat. Vanilla Ice
Dream sporting date: Castor Semenya
Biggest team joker: Greg
Notes: Having struggled to find full game time in seasons previous Sammy has been somewhat let off the hook this year with a regular starting place. Consistently impressive performances, along with a nominee for goal of the season, have capped a fine final season for Sam. In his third and final varsity appearance Sam’s lightening pace and attacking flair will be an invaluable attacking weapon against the Trent defence tonight.
Ryan Birch
Course: Management
Age: 21
Position: Centre Midfield/Forward
Highest level represented: Notts County
Games this season: 10
Favourite player: Christiano Ronaldo
Favourite sports brand: Nike
Favourite team: Aston Villa
Favourite film: Anchorman
Last downloaded track: Jason Derulo – Riding Solo
Dream sporting date: Serena Williams
Biggest team joker: Youcef bruv
Notes: Don’t let his stature fool you, Birchy is definitely big time. Ryan’s pace, agility and eye for goal lead to a call up for Notts County ressies earlier in the season, which is testament to his talent. A Midlands Uni call-up has cemented a successful season for Ryan, and he has recently signed scholarship terms in the USA.
Kieran Passey
Course: Industrial Economics
Age: 21
Position: Striker
Highest level represented: County/Uni 1sts
Games this season: 10
Favourite player: Xabi Alonso
Favourite sports brand: Nike
Favourite team: Liverpool
Favourite film: Lord of War
Last downloaded track: Dizzee Rascal – Freaky Friday
Dream sporting date: Hannah 'Woo' Flint
Biggest team joker: Youcef
Notes: Undisputedly the biggest in the gym, Passey has come into the side following a few seasons with the 2s and has made the step up look easy. His strength and pace have tormented some good defences this season, and tonight will be no exception.
Lee Raji
Course: Management Studies with Spanish
Age: 23
Position: Striker
Highest level represented: Midlands Uni
Games this season: 6
Favourite player: Alan Shearer
Favourite sports brand: Nike
Favourite team: Aston Villa
Favourite film: Anchorman
Last downloaded track: Pass Out
Dream sporting date: David Beckham
Biggest team joker: Youcef bruv
Notes: The Cadbury’s Mammal has returned following a sabbatical in Madrid last year. Showed his class by making a mockery of Big Sol Campbell during pre-season and has found the net at crucial times this year.
Seb Seward
Course: Law
Age: 22
Position: Striker
Highest level represented: County
Games this season: Most
Favourite player: Wayne Rooney
Favourite sports brand: Nike
Favourite team: Aston Villa
Favourite film: The Godfather
Last downloaded track: Pass Out
Dream sporting date: Maria Sharapova
Biggest team joker: Youcef bruv
Notes: Sebby returned to the club this season following a spell in Australia last year and picked up where he left off. Second only to Sherwood in the gas stakes (to be verified), a locker full of pace and close control have been at the forefront of the side’s attacking prowess this season.
Steven Marples
Course: Civil Engineering
Age: 22
Position: Striker
Highest level represented: Semi-Pro/County
Games this season: 4 (injury!)
Favourite player: Ryan Birch
Favourite sports brand: Addidas
Favourite team: Sheff Wednesday
Favourite film: Step-brothers
Last downloaded track: Courteeners – You overdid it doll
Dream sporting date: Gabby Logan
Biggest team joker: Trundle
Notes: The Jelly Baby was a late addition to the varsity squad following a string of classy performances for the 2s. A deft touch and an instinct for goal ensure that Ste only needs a sniff to get on the score-sheet. Ste is making his first varsity appearance tonight and adds an alternative dimension to the side.

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