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It's been an emotional ride (that X Factor enough for you?). Speak for yourself, I'm off for a scuba in the deep blue! Have a good night everyone, and thanks for tuning in :)

That's it for us, we'll be off to Oash, or bed (probably bed)

Phew, what a night

Corky "A huge thank you to everyone who voted, I'm absolutely overwhelmed by the number of votes... It looks like a really good exec... Lets go to Ocean!"

Corky has approached the stage to make his winning speech

To sum up, next years exec are: Sarah Joy Lewis (ESJ), Michael De Vletter (Edu), Sarah Williams (AU), Danny Barry (DemComms), Julia Seal (AccComm), Sam Le Pard (FSO), Rosie Tressler (Equal Opps and Welfare), Simon Murphy (Activities), Alex Cork-Adelman (President)

Re: Oash: these jokes are getting a bit pacific...

Looking forward to our SU Exec elec arriving back downstairs to the Den

Well done to all the candidates who did a great job campaigning

All exec winners being invited to stage for final event of the evening. What is the final event of the evening?

Corky "Well done to URN, NUTs etc for SU election coverage" YAY

Corky re Samo- "Really unfortunate with everything that happened"

That means that with 5175 votes CORKY is PRESIDENT!

With 707 was RON

with 696 votes Ngoc Tran was eliminated in the First Round

6576 votes in total

Will Vicks is 'incredibly proud'

Re: Oash, I sea what you did there

Ngoc vs. Ron vs. Corky

(in no particular order)

It's the time you've all been waiting for.. the results of the Presidential candidate

Re: Oash: Lucy, it's better than the constant unoriginal FB albums named "taking a dip"... how about next time "hit an Iceberg and drowned in..."?

'Oash' the new name for ocean?

Smurf's speech was short, we didn't catch it all. sorry. but we think it involved going to ocean. sorry to the texter who is getting angry at people going to ocean.

And therefore I lighty

Re: President Ron: Controversial... Me likey

Smurf is getting mauled in the corner by his mates

Will RON make an appearance? I'm betting yes. If I'm wrong, I owe you a coke.

Re: below, Yeah it's outrageous. People really should give Corky a chance, he might pull it off

Re: bailing for Ocean: Disgraceful everyone leaving before president is announced

The FINAL result of President will be announced at one o'clock... its a tough one, couldn't call it..

And the undisputed winner of endlessly- repeadted cliche- of-the-night is... hotly contested!

re bloc vote: another week one

Activities Officer: Simon Murphy with 2776 votes

Stop mic hogging Douggie, we wanna know who won Activities! Your time has passed!

Douggie "This time last year I was crying and vomiting". Nice.

ooo Activities about to be announced... its a good 'un

Any mums and dads out there? send in your texts!

Could it be that tonight might actually end in time? Shouldn't have sold that Ocean ticket to a candidate...

re below: thanks for that

2 results left to go!!

Results for Activities next and then The Big One

Rosie T says 'sorry Mum for crying' in her winning speech

We love you Elorm

man up.. yeahhhh

Re: Ocean leavers: "Pull of ocean", URN? I think you mean "bed". 2 weeks of campaigning will take it out of anyone.

Re: candidates leaving: they have had a very tough two weeks and have a whole year to make a difference, allow them a night to celebrate. Chill out.

Re: an emotional Rosie: Can't wait to see that clip of Rosie in tears in the NUTS ad for the 2012 elections

Re: candidates leaving after their results, interesting debate raised there. What do you think about the pull of Ocean for candidates who claim to care about our SU?

For all these candidates who 'care' bout the SU its odd they leave straight after their result

I hope rosie never wins an oscar, shed hav a heart attack

Rosie Tressler for Equal Opps: "Ducking Love It!!!!"

Re: bloc voting: Totally agree with the week one / karni bloc votes. Am sure it puts off a lot of non affiliated people from running

Equal Opps and Welfare: Rosie Tressler with a whopping 2958 votes

Still heart you philip geller.

re bloc vote: Smurf and Gareth will split the Karni vote?

Re: WeekOne bloc: If by group you mean two?

Equal Opps and Welfare about to be announced...

Has the week one bloc-vote replaced the karni bloc-vote? Its not healthy for a group of mates to be elected together

Re: dominance of WeekOne Exec, any comments? Do you think Karni, New Theatre, WeekOne dominate the candidates too much?

SU Exec is basically WeekOne Exec, Lads xxxxxxxxx

Getting bored of this week one domination now...

We're loving the BS bingo notion!

at marketing strategy is obviously important, wouldn't we rather have people who will actually be good on the SU exec? No fro,seal mask or superwoman costume (as the case may be) will hide any mistakes these guys make once they're in their positions!

Re: campaign promises - SU should archive old promises from old candidates and play BS bingo with them. Swipe cards, more soc money, hopper to lenton, BINGO!

Finance and Services officer: Sam Le Pard with 3170 votes

FSO coming up next, extremely contested position about to be revealed. I can tell you're on the edge of your seat. Let's see who's got tiger blood, and ends up winning

re best campaign video: rosie has the best campaign video and the best campaign! X

Julia Seal: "I'm just so happy and I'm so grateful... I can't really explain, I just can't believe it"

An emotional Julia Seal takes to the stage for her winning speech

Favourite campaign video anyone?

On a different note, how good was Samo's video!!!!?

Danny Barry "going round to halls and dinner shout outs" makes a good campaign. Do Freshers votes make a big difference?

URN's Olly and Liam interviewing Danny Barry- he says he was so so nervous but now he is over the moon!

re Freshers Unite: Olly and Liam say "It's a bit late now freshers"

Re: Seal related texts: "Signed. Sealed. Delivered"

re seal texts: got any more?

Julia gets the seal of approval :)

She sealed that deal.

Re 'freshers unite': Do freshers bring 'fresh' ideas or are older, possibly more experienced candidates the better option?

Re: Phil Gellar doesn't retreat, can you think of a Chuck Norris style sentence for any of the other candidates?!

Phil geller doesn't retreat, he just campaigns in the other direction

Freshers unite! Matt Byrne and Rob Hudson must win!

Julie Seal "Special thanks to my housemate who painted my banner and wrote on it 'Accommodation and Communion'"

Seal sealed the deal!

Accommodation and Community Officer: Julia Seal with 2726 votes

We're going back to the SU Hub for the results of Accomodation and Community

Continuing debate on Danny Barry and Sammy B, any more thoughts?

Interesting that people use the word 'robbed' in relation to danny's victory - it was a democratic vote. The people chose who the people wanted. Was a very close call with two VERY good candidates.

How AWKWARD will it be if rosie doesn't win

We have an election rumour... word is out that Equal Opps and Welfare might be being announced nearer the end as the votes are so close... ooo, juicy

tec, urn, nuts and impact are doing great, keep up the great work!

re below: thoughts?

Sammy B was robbed. I couldn't name a single person more qualified than he is for the role or more committed to the SU.

Re: loving a Bob... This is not a forum to discuss your sexual confusion. Either love Rob or love the Bob. You cannae have both.

Mysterious bob, I want your body close to mine

Bob?! Rob ?! Mmmmm.ugh ugh ugh DON'T STOP BOB

Re: wild election promises... What do you all think about candidates making claims and promises they probably cannot keep?

Swills Wtf! Wild election promises!

Re keeping texts clean, Louisa and Lucy thoroughly agree. We're not normally awake past nine pm so for our delicate eyes, let's keep this all pre watershed material please

Please keep all texts clean and full of love x

We love you Ollie and Liam!! Xxxxxxxxx

Re Sammy B, what are all your views? Did we need to go with the Fro, yay or nay? Or was Sammy B really robbed?

Sammy B was ROBBED! By far the better candidate! Goes to show it's all a popularity contest :(

Re: heaven's door... what about, hello? is it me your ngocing for?

RE: mature officer- don't mention that bloody hopper bus!

Ngoc Ngoc Ngocking on heavens door

Dave and Andy's award for fittest campaign team goes to Swills'

Democracy and Communications: Danny Barry with 3414 votes

Re: Charlie Sheen- he has a different constitution, we can't see him

Re: mature officer - yep. Most of us just get on with stuff pragmatically rather than fight for change, and feel the SU is to focused on piss-ups and bus

Has anyone seen Charlie Sheen anywhere?

Debate: Do you need big balls to be Equal Opps and Welfare Officer?

Vote for the blue power ranger... U need big balls for the job and he has em!!!! Vote Elorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm!!!

Rosie doing her Women's Officery duties

Message from Rosie... Please can we stop objectifying the female candidates! P.s well done swills!

So proud of jenbies ingram!! Well done to rose and aimee though! Big lovin x

Swills just gave her acceptance speech- 'Massive thanks to my campaign team'

Congrats to swills! Hope she manages to push through her policy of redoing the gym sign up fees!

Re below: For Mature Officer RON got 57 votes, Adam Abukari got 337. Should there be more campaigning to get more people putting themselves forward as candidates in future so this sort of thing doesn't happen?

Kind of disappointed mature rep wasn't reopened to new nominations. How many did that option get?

Gareth is bi-winning

Re ocean prelash: We thought this too and then we were dumped in front of some macs and haven't been able to leave... I've even got my cozzie on ready

DAVID EDGCUMBE MARRY ME NOW

AU Officer: Sarah 'Swills' Willis with 3172 votes

Isnt this an ocean pre-lash? Crap! Wrong place

AU results coming up...

We love Andy and Dave too :)

Morecambe and Wise! Come Back!

Thanks guys! Can't believe I am missing the show but have to catch up with a mate I haven't seen in nearly 6 months! Davs x

Watching 'Ngoc Tranet Earth'- Andy and Dave's search for her hidden campaign

Hottest candidate: rosie tressler no contest xxx

Elorm and Sophie and Seal look stunning.

Best supporting role in a campaign video goes to Lavan the Champagne man from Gareth's video

"Smurf, but in a dirty way" Latest news from the Pulse ladies...

No. that is shallow and it's their policies that count anyway (we'd go for Rory)

Hottest candidates?? Discuss...

Who would win in a fight on battle of the superheroes? Elorm or Sophie? Hmm...

couldn't agree more :)

Rosie is a sexy babe love 82 xxx

shocker that one

Education Officer: Michael 'MDV' De Vletter with 4956 votes

check @URNPulse or @URN1350

Don't worry Davs.. we're on it!

Gah! Get on the twitter updates! I had to leave the house and I can't listen to the radio any more! Davs x

This message board has turned dirty...almost as dirty as Tom Day before Sam Le Pard bathed him

Ron Jeremy Silver Curly Wurly for best bulge is awarded to Elorm...

Re: Women are objects. If women are objects, how come that texter probably doesn't own one? Discuss.

Women are objects. Of course we only talk about them in terms of looks

Is ngoc tran related to gok wan?

All the texts about female candidates so far tonight have been related to their looks... any potential feminists out there have something to say about this?!

What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees!

The lovely Sarah just won Environment and Social Justice Exec uncontested... does it matter if a position is uncontested? Let us know!

GOOD LUCK! Rooting for you bazzy, loads of love 9 tev xxxxxx

I sealed the deal with Julia last night

Elorm is the best ever. I love you! You and that big bulge! X

Environmental and Social Justice Officer: Sarah Joy Lewis with 4718 votes

noooooo

You just lost the game

VOTE VISHSL SHARMA FOR ACCOMMODATION AND COMMUNITY OFFICER

Big shout out to the SB Crowd!

Go with the fro!

rofl. lol.

Trust rob with your knob

Julia I would seal your deal any day of the week ;)

Jagger, flynn, richards, sinatra... Park road make those guys look like depressed one armed children. Too far?

Joel barlow to win notts got talent x

Sammy B for Democracy to WIN!!

There's a lotta love in these texts tonight guys <3

Aimee Bailey you are AMAZING. X

Rob 4 dasha idst!

Activities were by far the best at the election show song...

Jennifer Ingram love of my life- so proud of you baby x

Thanks for voting for Nathan for law and social sciences! :)

Re below: Tom? We've spoken about this. Get back to work.

We win here and we win there... ,ext.

Tom Ryan has a beautiful face. I would feel no better pride than knowing Tom was there. I think I should stop texting now...

Park road are bi-winning... We bang 7 gram rocks and we finish them! Because that's how we roll, we've got one speed: GO!

I love Bob

my eaaaaaars (Dave and Andy playing the candidates' election show songs)

Yes!!

Edgcumbe for president

Lets get these elections going! We know the den is desperate but we want to go to ocean!!

Are any of you on a drug called Charlie Sheen? URN is hear for you.

WINNING!!!! I'm bi-winning!

Is anyone Mackin Thehonies tonight? X

Re the URNcondoms... would they have our faces on, like the JLS ones? Not sure I could do the dirty after looking at Tom Ryan's face

In all seriousness thought, after the recent development of URNderwear, what do you girls think about URNcondoms? X

Re condom flavour debate, I have to enquiry where on earth you buy your condoms?! I've never beaten malibu but if there's dandelion and burdock I'm missing out...

What an exciting night, den is packed! People are surprisingly calm! X

Erm, dandelion and burdock flavour, what else?

Postgraduate Officer is Georgia Thresh with 367 votes

Re how hot is rosie tressler. The debate was never a is she isn't she thing, it's a just how amazing on a scale :) we all know she's peng

NUTs are playing a video.. oh no wait.. its not working, again

Keep refreshing homies

We want your thoughts: If you were welfare officer, what flavour condom would be your preference? Urn, talking about the big issues

oh yeah.. they all come crawling back!

nuts are doing the most pathetic interview with phil. ive come back to urn now

we concur.

rosie tressler is definitely hot. end the debate now.

That's not true! I though Tom Ryan was an awesome actor! X

watching Andy and Dave's video about 'A Day in the Life of the Exec'... Will Vicks reads fan mail ('where's my Hopper Bus you sh*t), Katie Mac tastes condoms for Easy Tiger and Bicky likes to finish his day down the pub with his Tory mates

Loving the election coverage but we love 'wake up with tyler and Freya' more...love tyler and Freya ;) x

haha - the discussion on nuts/impact as how hot rosie tressler is, sure she'll love that

Disabled Student Officer: Joseph Ian Clough with 264 votes (who is currently in a lecture in Vancouver apparently)

Mature Student Officer: Adam Abukari (337 votes)

Current LGBT officer Egg is in tears *bless*

LGBT Officer: Elliott Reed 185 (just beating Abigail Alcock who got 162 votes)

International Officer: Mohammed Touqeer with 650 votes

Women's Officer: Jennifer Ingram with 1529 votes.. you go girrrrl

Hahaha that Julia Seal video was amazing! Tom Ryan is an actor too?

we love you guys texting in for us.. but please don't be a stranger, leave your name

ollie and liam showered together many a time, often with nothing but liams guitar....... strange, but that's just the kind of guys they are!

Freddy Kruger award for most sinister campaign costume goes to Julia Seal!

I wish I hadn't voted... The bar is really expensive! Lol jk, hooowwwwwwwwwwl xxXXxxXXxx

we think someones not letting that loss go

Vote Lawrence for activities (if you want better facilities)

OMG someone just let one rip right by our desk... silent but deadly... we're blaming NUTs

Sciences Coordinator goes to Dasha Karzunina (we feel bad for RON, epic fail)

Also don't forget to regularly refresh the page!

Re the Ollie and Liam sexual tension text, as there housemate I am intrigued as to how many times you may have caught them showering together? Pretty sure it must have happened...

Engineering Coordinator was Maria Vasic

Medicine Coordinator goes to Deeanne Dias on 586 votes

one of the faculty co-ordinator candidates looks identical to ollie bayliss!

Law and Social Sciences Coordinator goes to: Nathan Jacobs Thomson on 626 votes

Faculty Coordinator for Arts: Florence Pickup with 524 votes

i was one of ollie and liams housemates in 2nd and 3rd year. on the homoerotic tension... there's definitely a lot that needs to be said between the two.

BLANCH FOR PRESIDENT!

Re the text below: glad to know something exciting is happening somewhere

uni just won the basket ball varsity

George Wright talking to candidates as we speak... interesting choice of bow tie

7076 votes this year! Some of you do care, who knew?!

hello to ollie and liam from andy in london. fingers crossed for Phil for FSO!

Texts are in light purple by the way, I in know way advocate Ben Pound for president...

re below: oh noooo :(

if it is kicking off 50 mins late prepare for an all nighter

BEN POUND FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

Currently watching Andy Hill and Dave Edgcumbe's intro video to the night, what a beginning! Dave's Rihanna was somewhat arousing...

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20:55 Waheeeey finally the star wars-esque intro has played out (fourth time lucky)

20.51: Still waiting for the night to kick off... any bets on what the time will be when we actually get going?!

The Den is getting pretty rammed, this is the most stylish cattle market I've ever attended!

ELORM for Equal Opps and Welfare, go boy!!!

We're so excited, and it has nothing to do with the two bags of haribo we've already eaten!! It's because the screen is going live in 3 minutes and it's all about to kick off!

Re to the text below, we're starting a debate on the homoerotic tension between Ollie and Liam. Are they in denial?

Liam you def dream about Ollie. Damp.

Candidates are starting to arrive now, blinded on their way in by the flash of Impact's over-enthusiastic photographer.

Good evening and welcome to URN's live SU Election coverage from the Den, we're Lucy and Louisa keeping you updated throughout the night. It's going to be a long evening and we've only got one red bull, so please get in touch and keep us company, on urn1350.net free web text or 07762212434!